Sanjaya Understands Women!

Yes, we are still around to fulfill all of your Sanjaya wants and needs, however we have been so distraught over our hero's, and his Hair's, diparture from American Idol that we havent been able to pull ourselves together to properly send him off. Dont fear, we will eventually get to it, just not yet....

In the meantime, Sanjaya understands women, mainly cause he was raised by them, at least according to him. We find this odd because the producers of AI contsantly showed his father in the audience. Furthermore, we were astonished to find out that he was, in fact, raised by humans. For quite some time we suspected that Sanjaya was lost at birth, found by and raised by Red Fraggle: