Bathwater (The Fauxhawk)

This week Sanjaya honored us with his most, uh, auspicious hairdo. Yep, he pulled out the Fauxhawk, to much success. He cropped up his long, black hair into knots and must have used a bottle or two of hair spray to keep it up!

After his performance, his hair elicited the following response from the only judge that matters, Simon: "Well, I pressume there was no mirror in your dressing room tonight." Followed by, "Sanjaya, I dont think it matters anymore what we say actually. I generally dont. You are in your own universe and if people like you, good luck."

Truer words have never been said. Sanjaya and his Hair are in their own plain of existence. Here is the evidence:


What better way to keep one's self on a show than to prop up a fake mohawk!


The Hair up close and personal. Look at how the light changes the color of it's being.


Sanjaya singing his little heart out.


The Fauxhawk from the side.


This is how it was all created


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