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We Hope This Guy Falls Off the Roof

We are sorry to say that some local djs are trying to get our boy Sanjaya booted off American Idol. To emphasize their point, one of the dj's, this fella named Justice, will be staying on the roof of a local car dealership until Sanjaya is gone. We say boo to him, and boo to Wired 96.5. Here is Justice on the roof:


We hope the strap breaks and a swift gust of wind picks him up, a la The Wizard of Oz, and he somehow lands under a house in someplace not named Kansas.

We are willing to stay on the roof of a local Wendy's to get this low rated morning show removed from the airways. We have always heard the rumors that anyone who goes into radio usually has a "face for radio." These rumors prove to be true by looking at this group of winners. The sad thing is that the photo of Chio actually makes him look good! He has a local tv commercial were he looks like a schmoo.

They have also started a website, Vote Off Sanjaya, which I suppose is their way of competing with this. Basically, screw them for trying to ruin our fun.

Since they want to ruin our fun, I say we should ruin theirs. Go to dj Justice's myspace page and pester the fuck out of him, or travel over to Conicelli Toyota at 550 W Ridge Pike in Conshohocken (although, it is actually in Plymouth....) and shoot him with a bb gun or something else that will inflict minor pain without killing him. We dont feel the need to be responsible for the death of an otherwise useless human being.

Here are some other 96.5 employees/interns who we also hate:


Some people are just way too far into this american idol thing....

Remember, DONT VOTE!!!

Cheek to Cheek (The 15 Year Old Greaser)

This week our man with the superior follicles was coached/encouraged by the legendary Tony Bennett. Yep, the same Tony Bennett who is 3 times our collective age here at Hair of Sanjaya. He was told to understand the song, or something like that. Honestly, we dont pay too much attention to American Idol, especially when Sanjaya's hair is on the TV. We are smitten with his Hair. We are told that he sang "Cheek to Cheek," so we will believe that, at least for now.

Anyway, here are the photos. As you can see, our hero went with the 15 year old Greaser look. It wasnt as daring as the Fauxhawk, however, the white suit he sported really struck a cord with our own fashion sense.


Sanjaya and his Hair meeting Mr. Tony Bennett


Looking lovingly towards all of you! Check out the Jeri-Juice. Just let that Soouuul Gloooow!


Dancing with Dame Paula. Are we sure Sanjaya isnt related to Skat-Cat?


Listening intently to the judge's critique. Simon: "Let's try something new: Excellent"


Sanjaya to Simon: "Welcome to the Sanjaya Universe!!!!"

We dont know what to expect for next week, however we suggest dread-locks or the French braid.

Binge for a Win!

As opposed to those sticks in the mud (and general fatties) who want to starve until Sanjaya gets voted off (and honestly, do we really think these people are starving themselves? Come on people, Americans lie. Yep, we do! We say we will do one thing, and then do the other!), this fella wants to binge eat until Sanjaya wins! Obviously, if Sanjaya gets voted off this guy will have to binge eat himself to death. The odd thing, he might actually finish his binge eating (Sanjaya wins) before those others starve themselves to death. Either way, we are routing for someone to die. Here's the myspace page: Binge for Sanjaya, and here is his oath:

Binge Eating For Sanjaya Malakar

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You could visit his webpage: The Famous Guy, or email him: thefamousguy@thefamousguy.com. We love the food hanging out of his mouth, it reminds us of why we love Sanjaya's hair

"Is he happy or sad?"

The SNL Sanjaya spoof:

SNL Sanjaya Spoof

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Song for Sanjaya

Some fella named Bob, in a bad wig, with a guitar. His hair doesnt compete, but he urges sanjaya to stay strong (or that's what we think he is doing, we didnt watch more than 15 seconds of Bob singing about Sanjaya):

"Song For Sanjaya"

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Sanjaya Holidays!

Surely we are all waiting on the edge of our seats to see what Sanjaya's hairstyle will be tonight. Will he be able to top the Fauxhawk? Is that even possible? In the meantime, here is one comedian's take on the Sanjaya experience:

Sanjaya Holiday Greeting

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And here is Eric Schwartz's other take on Sanjaya:

Sanjaya Anthem

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I suppose his shoes are off as a tribute to fallen Idol Paul Kim, the shoeless wonder boy?